The Underwear Thief

I swear I have one. I live by myself (well, and the 2 schnauzers, of course) so you’d think I’d be able to keep track of my underwear, but no. Somehow I’ve misplaced over half of my underwear……all that seems to remain are my thongs, which lets be honest, I’m not about to wear to sleep in.

So, as it is payday, I hauled my happy ass to Wal-Mart and stocked up. Got 2 packages of Hanes (1 pkg Hi-Cut briefs, 1 pkg regular briefs for TOM days) and 2 pairs of Vasserette girlie looking undies. On the Hanes package they advertise new “Comfort Soft Waistband” and a “No Budge” guarantee. I rolled my eyes, but figured what the heck.

As I sit here in my new Hanes briefs (clothes on as well, dirty minds!) I must say, the waistband is comfortable and so far…..all seems to stay in place! I’m rather impressed with them and just want to let y’all know!

Then to top it all off, my mother calls me and I mention my psychotic need for new underwear….to which she says “Oh, I just washed like 6 pairs of underwear that I assumed you left at the house over the holidays”.

Dammit!